WWE has spoofed Tom Cruise’s recent Covid-19 rant with Sami Zayn’s own ‘leaked audio’.
In a clip released online as a parody of the Mission: Impossible star’s outburst – which came as he saw two crew members who weren’t standing two metres apart – the Intercontinental Champion laid into a stage hand for ruining his Sami Awards.
The superstar was giving himself a pat on the back during the ceremony skit on SmackDown this week, when his Superstar of the Year card had seemingly been switched, with rival Big E getting the nod.
Kayla Braxton posted the audio, writing: ‘EXCLUSIVE! Leaked audio of Sami Zayn. Woowwww @samizayn sure had a lot to say once he thought the cameras were off. Listen to him berate a stagehand after @wwebige crashed the Sami Awards’.
The rant itself is a pretty close spoof of Tom’s own leaked audio.
Sami said: ‘Don’t apologize to me! Tell me what the hell happened out there. Tell me how you allowed that to happen — do you know how hard it was to get the Sami Awards to happen?
‘I’m on the phone with WWE! I’m on the phone with FOX! I’m on the phone with networks! They’re looking to me to put on quality programming, do you understand?
‘Do you understand that people are depending on me? I sleep with that responsibility every night! Do you understand that? So where were you?! No, no!
‘I don’t want your apology! I want accountability! I need accountability! I’m out here, I’m trusting you. I do this for you. You think this is about me? You think the Sami Awards are about me?!
‘I’m putting food on your table! You’re eating because of me! We’re in this together! If I can’t trust you, how is this supposed to work?! No, no. Don’t apologise to me.
‘Apologise to that guy because when he can’t pay his mortgage or he can’t pay his rent when his bills come in and he doesn’t have a job anymore, it’s because of you!
‘It’ll be on you! Think about that. Yeah, sure, sure. You’re sorry. Everyone’s sorry. That’s it. If this happens again, this isn’t a threat, you’re fired. You’re gone. You got it? You’re gone. You are gone!
‘I’m trying to be friendly, man. I’m trying to be friendly with everybody. If this happens again, no ifs, no ands, no buts, you’re gone. You’re gone. That’s it. OK? Unbelievable. ****’
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